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although chefs welcome to my new ship

the HMS sassypants isn't she a beauty

well haven't quite got my sea legs yet

welcome my friends - big breezy boat a

new game by marine verse I don't know

how to ship so I'm just doing the the

tutorial right now this game has

multiplayer but I thought before we dive

in it might be a good idea to learn how

boats work you never know it might save

my life one day I'm so good at piloting

starships but you know even in the

holodeck I've never tried this before I

am sailing aren't I right oh so that's

wind direction

adjust the sail direction okay I see so

we can teleport like mmm is my space

large enough this is a tough thing

developers have to decide like do we

make people teleport to areas or are

they gonna have a large enough room they

can just walk where they need to go this

house is exactly half and half so I'm

likely to try it and walk into furniture

so I think teleporting is probably

safest oh yeah

okay that's my speed just the sail to

increase speed with the winch okay as a

table here okay oh just about make that

I've got the winch

I'm winching Oh

I'm what does this mean do you like the

cut of my jib I feel like I impressed

the jib Michael II this is the mainsail

huh

so the jib mean ladies and gentlemen I

believe the jib means the front bit of a

ship it means the sail a bit pull the

handle down to stop the mainsail from

flapping really okay that kind of down

all right I've now officially sailed oh

there's more boat can i teleport to it

oh yeah I haven't quite got my seat in

the right place oh it's not meant to be

a seat oh it's it's meant to be an empty

bit of boat I knew that I know how boats

work let's let's go back

oh yeah good so yes the hms sassypants

want to put the hills this is a a pump I

don't even know what that's suggesting

god sailings really complicated isn't it

I already love it oh there's so many

things here I wonder what they will do

oh how about exists the thing I was

using earlier yes that adjusts the

mainsail real aggressively and then the

ship goes a bit wrong oh my god could I

fall off I don't want to do that in VR

that sounds really distressing now I

have a sneaking suspicion we won't find

anyone online but I feel like it's worth

looking because you never know I say you

go over there let's go over there

cuz over there my friends I see an

island in fact shall I show you guys

where the island is yeah I want about

hmm

but shall I put you in terms of the

camera let's put the camera about here

stand by I'm doing some hacking just

real light hacking yeah that's what

you're more behind me yeah now you can

oh my goodness

right oh oh it's all going very wrong oh

oh no I don't I don't know what I'm

doing is that is the main issue we've

got that's too far away can I reach this

one I can reach this one do these are

just the same thing

Oh God oh I'm punching the television oh

he was so dangerous

I'm teleport over here because I'm

flying in circles oh my god

glad I wasn't standing there okay let's

bring us up way anchored I don't think I

have an anchor

well this there goes the island ahoy-hoy

I say

land ho ish sort of roughly land ho

yes oh my jib I need to cut it though

why are you doing your own thing do they

do their own thing to ships do their own

thing this is really stressful god my

thoughts streaming mixed reality footage

in VR was complicated and never tried

wobbling a boat around before not even

online and it sounds like someone just

subscribed thank you very much I mean I

think I clicked record and not stream

who knows

suppose a better check really I am

recording not streaming oh look

good luck with the timing whoever that

was alright we're approaching the island

because I know what I'm doing and I

pulled all these things correctly that's

just can I walk to the front of the boat

I almost have enough space to get to the

front of the boat excuse me young man

oh here we go yeah I think this is the

goal of the game oh my god this treasure

that was much less stressful than it

could have been good thank you devs one

of the many ways in which VR is

confusing I know my couch is here so

let's just I'll call this the crow's

nest oh it's a pretty island I want to

get up on that business but I think that

might be a little out with oh my God

look at this [ __ ] well that's a little

disconcerting you're like at least get

to ground level okay I can get to the

tippity-top I didn't know you were

allowed to do this on a boat I've been

to the Maldives they didn't let me crawl

out here and be the figurehead

we've got this plant now I guess that's

good right I guess I could walk off onto

the island but that somehow feels like

cheating well land ho I teleport over

there

no I something tells me this is a game

about being on a boat not being not on a

boat well I'll come back cawww return

area

so something tutorial didn't mention is

how one when boating a boat what's the

word captaining piloting slooping I mean

that's a fun word for it whatever I'm

doing now how one does that in Reverse

can it go slower than zero I kind of

need to go in this direction it's a fun

little thing isn't it if you want to go

piloting the HMS sassy pants with me

look it up on Steam I believe it's out

now

whoa I oh my goodness this is I think

I'm I see legs again whoo yeah maybe

we'll find each other on the high seas

because I don't know what the heck I'm

doing this is really fast and maybe you

guys will just move the camera a bit

because I want you to see my distress

[ __ ] me oh look I found the island again

and and oh there we go

whoa whoa stay still stay still is there

stay still button no no I'm gonna get

off I'm gonna get off

oh no the couch is in my way oh well

there are worse problems in the world

than being trapped on a beautiful boat

ah goodness me all right on the bright

side I now knows I feel as though if

ever I do end up on a real boat I'll

know exactly what I'm doing from now on

absolutely you can quote me on that all

right thank you very much for joining me

on this little adventure through big

breezy boat I hope I'll see you again

next time

I do something really dangerous without

leaving my front room is this a dragon

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is that a render object error or a

dragon we have to find out together now

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mice mice sloop flutes okay we're going

up one one not presumably that means not

we're going it one not so let's try and

go it more knots than that because

because I think that's a Dragon's nest a

professional fully realistic Dragon's

nest so is that better or worse it's

difficult to tell as you believe I've

never actually sloops up lutes before I

don't know what the words are but I

definitely haven't maybe I have slipped

a flute I don't know college is a hell

of a time all right it's probably not a

dragon but like there was potential for

that to be a dragon sleep up in my view

and the top right there I saw those

wings flag lit I mean the top of that

thing waggling hey waggling you see that

guy up there actually I don't know what

the render distance is like I'm a third

party camera oh yeah yep you can see

that

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now I've doubled our speed with my

incredible ability to know how boats

work oh this is lovely

isn't this nice no this is great

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I want to do the Titanic thing but eh I

think everyone already has in the entire

universe

and B I know this game hasn't been

optimized for the third-person view yet

so my controllers aren't in quite the

right place

so that probably looks a little weird

enough without me trying to hug myself

okay I'm now leaving my room and going

into the corridor to get to the power of

my ship okay yeah that's not happening

frankly I was impressed I had any

trapping out of there there are no

lighthouses in the in the corridor

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oh this is lovely but no dragon or it

has cinched fled signs of more recent

life we actually have a fire on this

island whoa there okay

great well I hope you've enjoyed this

first look at bigger breezy boat should

you like boats big breezes or anything

in between between I recommend it as an

experience I'll see you on the high seas

Scotch box-out Oh

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yep seems legit well this is where baby

boats come from and here's just a little

bonus bit of footage to show that I

totally synced it wrong and actually a

scale is actually pretty good if you

don't accidentally zoom it out by 10%

and then forget in post so sorry devs

for being a little out of scale with

your boat in this video I promise I got

it

almost perfect by clicking one slider a

minute later

good now at the right size I am ready to

take on the ocean I'm going to die anti

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