Sailing to the best pubs in the South of England. Recalling a most foul experience. Laughing all evening. Dave has another moan.

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early skip a bit chilly today yeah right

my study winds I'm gonna be too bad we

see off to hopefully Newtown for lunch

yeah then the excitement starts around

about 3:30 this afternoon where we

thread our way you know that proverbial

expression the temple through the eye of

a needle this is the nautical equipment

it's in Judah through shallow water yeah

blunt needle we are aren't we what's it

called Hurst point got up behind Hearst

Castle

yeah we've discovered a pub we're

telling about the landlord a bit later a

bit anxious folks about this caravans

gritty that are a big concern for my

safety

TripAdvisor reviews of an angry man

upsetting his clients we're gonna go and

see if this is true or not we'll put the

record straight if it's not we will yeah

right

it's fairly low tide and I haven't put

my instruments on so before the man up

top tries to run points out this I'm

going to go below and find us some

instruments

splendid November not bad

but there's a

pretty significant place repassing right

there are just a bug though so back

yeah there are two boats wide which

tends to be a little bit cleaner

slightly longer slightly nicer

this one was carefully tucked quite with

this one with the ground

very quiet levels of havoc with the

smooth way of

as it went to grab no panics and we were

told that it was there to system failure

multiple pipes and valves and bleeding

systems that have been football but I

will leave it to the skipper to explain

what actually happened

I run aground now I didn't I run out of

fuel ran out of fuel

thought it was my fuel filters but it

turns out was my fuel gauge that was

faulty chips him up over there

so yeah ran out of fuel turns out my

fuel level float meter is kaput

not my fault all basically

skipper Oliver has got it's got some new

gear in it you know he likes to face

gear he loves his double handkerchiefs

in his various pockets by the way is so

mild in November now we have maybe we're

just stripping off here but I'll show

you what I don't you can talk about them

so I've got this very expensive pair of

boots called Du Barry which the heels

came completely off after about five

years and Du Barry refused to do

anything about the mother that give me

10% discount off a new pair so we looked

around at others this is Brad

coordinated with my jacket ever found

with the trousers and the lightweight

jacket my nice shirt so the brand

corporation you'll notice the lovely

little

I cocked here but look these are

brilliant

they're almost like skiing booze you can

adjust this however tight or loose you

want and you've got a quick pull on here

which is fantastic it's already

waterproof like that but to double

waterproof it but so that on this boat

cushy need him pretend to go so slow and

always so far away from any water but

look about you see it's brilliant at

their best of all excuse my butt

hurry up

another modeling fashion show Oliver

coordinated or we got red pants up

so here's the plan

at the mouth of Beauty River we're going

to say our Southwest to Newtown Creek

the Newtown Creek we're going to drop a

hook somewhere outside the entrance

where we must stop for a bite to eat

we're then after lunch gonna head off to

60 degrees ending up at the mouth to key

Haven now key Haven is very tired

restricted you can probably see here

that a place is we have no more than

North Point 4 meters of tide above chart

datum so we need to get the tiger right

well then feel our way down the creek

around this shoehorn at the bottom and

we're going to anchor or pick up a boys

somewhere in the middle here later on

that evening it'll be dark but with

plenty of torchlight or get in a dinghy

and we'll head on up the creek feeling

our way through the shallows they're

getting a short key Haven at the heart

here hunting down gun in I'll tell you a

bit more about this place sure

Dave before you are before you pull up

coffee coming over look at this

starboard side

the orbits are look at the

three new flicked red navigation boys on

the Beauty River getting in and out on a

dark night was always tricky even that's

gonna help support tickets

that's what it's about

you can create in the distance

sorry what was that I'm impressed how

tidy you've done it's almost like you've

just under new year's resolution I'd

have done what well show you the viewers

I've never seen this place ever look

tidy but look at that all that food

neatly stacked away it's amazing I have

to tell Rachel she didn't be proud of

you

you're a troublemaking asteroid a

Bolivar no no no no you're a

troublemaker Oh terror

gotta say for a November bad weather

this is pretty warm so we just come

around the spit first point trek down

here you can see the castle over there

this little spot

tell us about the because you read the

TripAdvisor ratings of a gun in say too

much just bleep it we looked at the

TripAdvisor cos the skipper on this trip

has made one or two it could be

suggested errors I'll get him to talk

about tide calculations momentarily but

he was ranting and raving over this new

pub we'd never been to called the gun

and when we looked at the TripAdvisor

reviews it has to be said it's the only

pub I have ever seen reviews off where

no one comments on the food or the deck

or or the waiter or waitress but instead

the bulk of the reviews were about the

horribly abusive landlord why would you

ever go there said one TripAdvisor

review so it's our intention to go there

undercover a bit like the Panama papers

and we're going to confront the landlord

after we've got a meal oh no one can

spitting it we're going to confront the

landlord with these kind of our paper

equivalents that's what we're going to

do well at least we're going to find out

for ourselves whether there's merit in

the comments

man this is good hey November pitchblack

it's very late it's got to be at least

six o'clock good we are great just don't

hang up we haven't got

good let's light this clip there's a

great boy AHA dream boy

so this is a do not land here Jessie

that we've discovered so the gun in it

was built in the 1700s it's been a pub

most of its life but not only that it

was a baker's once it was even a

mortuary apparently it used to be very

popular among the soldiers of Hearst

Castle and even though these soldiers

had their own tavern this is where they

would like to visit

they said they preferred the brew and

the sight of the local wenches hmm

verdict on the food pretty modest menu

to be honest just 5 to 6 pub classics

tasted good slightly overcooked very

nice atmosphere very warm very friendly

staff landlord was absent was written in

that pub in that pub I think actually

rather nice lady services it was alright

very careful to watch out for what we

wanted all that food was a bit mediocre

yeah one thing with now is they had 230

different whiskeys yeah we didn't try

one no really might go easy

how'd you know I'm gonna

like

so we're alive we made it back alive if

you look at his face it's quite white

folks take a look dazed quiet it's some

several reasons that we met a man in the

story did the story of the pup whose

story was so long it was worse than the

abusive landlord we had to get out and

so we did a quick care please not much

sorry Nick if you're watching this I

highlight you yeah production mode I'll

give you a production Mochis summary

it's cold it's dark it's a very long

journey only to discover to our horror

when we got there what Showground

I mean it's about 300 yards from the

nearest bit strip there are some people

embrace adventure and some people were

just winded Elish so I took my shoes and

socks off

pushed us out of the mud we got in in we

got a home it was all so easy no we're

here trying to think game of cards that

you can play with two people but neither

of us can remember again McCarthy you

can play with two people playing rummy

or something rummy cover I'm calling it

I think that's a tyre game I think this

is Rami I'm not sure so anyway Dave

taught me how to play it we played two

games so far I really do I learn it's

been close on both at the stories no but

the stories about you and your

underpants of the doctor this morning

really quite disturbing I can't get my

brain straight on the game you know

talking about serious life issues and

you're trying to fudge you went through

some trivial little card

repair needed and having a little

consultant consider what the hitch

options were and he sent me behind the

curtain and he said you just drop your

trousers and your underpants mr. o bets

which I did standing out cough and all

that and insisted on just having a

regular conversation with me while my

trousers and underwear around my knees

it's just the most strange unnatural

situation I've ever been in I think

anyway I'm gonna go home we know another

game last job we went out on Cool

Runnings you can be very glad I did

never camera his head's blocked and we

ended up anchoring up nice news with

lights I do remember and we had to empty

we had to unclip the bottom of his

holding tank and the contents of the

holding tank flooded the whole of the

floor in the heads have to tell about

holding tank use the organ tank is where

all of your waste

human waste is stored after you've been

to the laboratory

gallons of it solid matter and so he

said Dave we need to sort my tank out

and we anchor up and do this is like 10

o'clock at night and so we under we

answered this thing at the bomb and it

just floods the place honestly so he

said today we need to sort this out

wait a minute and he stripped down to

his underpants I'm sorry but he's

affected me so badly so I've got this

vision of him in his underpants nothing

else flopping around in this stuff

passing me buckets of it tip over the

side and he can something it went on for

hours to save yourself

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