Our salty sea cat tells the story from his perspective. How it all started and what it's like to be a cat living on a sailboat. Am I really cut out for this crazy life or would I be way better off as a stray cat? Take a look at Styx and you'll be the judge.

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hello

my name is stixx and i am a cat

this is my story about how i became a

sailor

it all started when i decided to adopt

two humans who i felt sorry for

i told them my name was tyx and they

seemed to like the idea

that my name stands for some river

between life and death

or something so i cleaned myself up

and decided to make this place my home

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so this was my front door view where i

used to daydream about sailing

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and here we go to my garden which i

maintained so well

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hey here's me

the food seemed pretty good but the

service was

horrible i had to slap them around quite

a bit

they tried to hide food for me all the

time

but i always knew where they stashed it

it can be fun living in an apartment

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but nothing beats sailboat

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my humans were hanging around boats all

day

so i followed them around at work

until one day they decided to listen to

my advice

and we got our own boat

all right mutiny is doped

i taught my humans how to sail

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they had no clue

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and how to say no no no no no to get

some games

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how is your german

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okay let's chase him away

what's up guys dicks your boat huh

yeah tell them

you tell them tell the world tell the

world you're angry

there you go not a dog

tell the world

if it wasn't for me they would be dead

by now

there are a bunch of idiots but i'll

keep an eye out for them

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when we are at anchor i prefer to use

the hat

that's marine slang for litter box

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are you doing sticks um blinding you

or i just use the sink for number one

this is a good point yeah

yeah i know it's good boy okay sticks

snoopy come on

good boys dick it's a tough

life living aboard

and i was expecting an act of mutiny

any day now

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so i had to slap my crew quite often

just enough to keep them in line you

know

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when i send my humans for errands i

often supervise

and speak eye to eye with friends from

equal posture

and environment

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there you go hello sticks no there's no

sticks i love sticks

wait close sticks see what i mean

look at you guys

look at you

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sticks which one of yours

i'm trying to teach this useless morons

how to hunt

because they suck at it

no look what sticks brought for us

what did you bring did you get a fish

oh would you get a fish let me see that

oh there he goes i gave up feeding them

long ago

but they won't give up begging for

scraps

so i tell them to bugger off in town

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town

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i love the shore it's a little bit like

living in two worlds the land

and the ocean

but when i get to sign it's back to

my boat

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other cats treat me like an old stranger

and can't imagine living on a boat

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meanwhile i'll just stay close to my

crew

they seem to be wandering aimlessly as

well

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and without me who knows where they

would end up

so

so

you